How will World end after 3 Days Blackout - Funny doomsday scenario

Who moved the End of the World? It was supposed to be on December 21st 2012. And now at the last hour, as per the internet and doomsday writers  "The astronomical guru NASA predicted a blackout that starts from December 23 to December 25 2012." While NASA wrote on a blog post saying they are unaware of such objects passing nearby our Earth. Even Russian government told it's citizens that they are watching planetary movements closely and no threats exist as of now. 

Anyways, Let's see how a blackout will end the world. The FUNNY doomsday scenario.



December 21st 2012: 
Mayan Calendar ends. Oh No !, it marks the end of the world. 
December 22nd 2012: 
You will see 2 Suns rising from the East. Don't be confused ! One of those will be our Sun and the other  Planet Nibiru which was hiding behind the Sun for this day to come. Seems like Nibiru (the 10th planet a.k.a Planet X) was just waiting for the Mayan calendar to end. Since it really ends in December 21st 2012, it's time to show up ! Planet X a.k.a Nibiru aligns itself between the Sun and the Earth. It takes 24 hrs for Nibiru to do so.

December 23rd 2012: 
Planet X (Nibiru) revolves around to align perfectly between the Sun and the Earth. Hide and Seek game among three astronomical bodies (Earth, Sun and Planet X) starts. Perfect blackout, lights off, satellites turn off themselves, internet is down, it's really dark and a total blackout. 


December 24th 2012: 
Planet X decides to stay there longer, right in that position and the blackout continues. It knows how to align, stay there and how to make a complete blackout. Planet X is really smart than we think it is :-)



December 25th 2012: 
Planet X decides to sit there for one more day doing nothing. It has to complete the 3 day cycle for no reasons. Complete blackout. Final day of Blackout.


End of day - December 25th 2012 (The World Ends): 
Planet X gets really bored and then at the end of the day on December 25, it starts moving towards the Earth and hence finally collides with our planet. Then we will struggle to survive storms, magnetic pole shift, volcanoes, mountains melt down, earthquakes and you name it; all kind of disasters in a single day. People start running/evacuating, emergency suppliers run out of their business making huge lumps of profits, people in China, France  Mexico to US go underground. The Mayans will probably organize a ceremony in memory of their ancients because they were genius and it's really happening. Kudos to Mayans ! End of the World.



December 26th 2012:
Only few survivors escape the doomsday. Earth is shifted somewhere else. Blackout goes away, planet X disappears and a brand new world. Start of a new civilization. 


Starting December 27th 2012: 
A brand new world. What will you really do now? Maybe start finding some stones to lit a fire, catch some fish, do some barbecue and survive !


Summary:
Did anybody move the End of the World? It was supposed to be on December 21st 2012. 
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